Anonymous: how often do you have sex?

pussysista:

How often is your dad “working late”?

suck:

my ass

Pussy put his ass to sleep, now he callin’ me NyQuil
― William Shakespeare (via whitegirlgrant)

officialronstoppable:

i might be fake but at least i never turned on gabriella to impress my basketball team : /

saladder:

people who bite ice cream with their front teeth are on a whole different level